Like Rice football Coach Ray Alborn I can’t even look, let alone try to explain what went wrong:
Nothing serious but I’m going to just have a glass of wine with dinner and start over in the morning.
Bonus: These cheer me up. They’re part of the commencement crowd control scheme but they make me think of Munchkinland in the Wizard of Oz.
Ray Alborn was a year or two behind me at Rice. He was but one of a long line of coaches after Jess Neely who met with very limited success. He was famous for saying, “You can’t have a zoo without the animals”.